March 2002

"Bryan Doyle's Top 10"
8:18:31PM Sunday, March 31, 2002

Top 10 Camp Things with Doyle:
10) The Shit In The Computer Room
09) Late Night With Mandleman
08) Binder Full Of Erotica
07) Brick Blocking Door
06) Vicki Takedown on mountain
05) Bruce is a gay ass
04) Please Come to the computer room
03) Golf Cart Rides With Dameon
02) Vicki & Meghan's Apples
01) GONE
Posted by DannyLange

Monkey Sex
1:26:03PM Sunday, March 31, 2002

Six Flags = Monkey Sex on your car?
More to come later.

Now's later... 6:03 PM later, to be exact.

So now to explain what's surely on your mind - monkey sex... WHAT?!?

Okay, so we (Me, Matt, Mika, Lydia) were at Six Flags on Friday celebrating the fact that the yearbook's done. We decided to go into the Safari. So we drive through it, laugh at some of the animals, let some of the animals lick the windows, trying to get our hands, etc.

We get to the sign saying "Monkey Bypass Road", but decide that the monkeys are definitely the best part. So we go into the little monkey area, and are suddenly swarmed by monkeys... luckily not as badly as the big bus in front of us that had to have had at least 30 monkeys on it. I think the most we got was probably 9 or 10... which is still a lot of monkeys. So about the monkey sex... two monkeys were on the trunk and one just randomly started humping the other. And we laughed, and we laughed, and we laughed some more. It was one of the funnier things I've seen recently - as gross as it was.

So we finally got out of the Safari and stopped at KFC on the way home. We got out and saw blood all over the roof of Matt's car - apparently one of the monkeys was bleeding... ewww... THAT part was the grossest.

And that was my Friday. I can't remember what I did Friday night... oh, just kidding, I can. I was at Shawn's, where we (he) planned a water attack on Josh, but when Josh finally came we messed it up and didn't get him, then drove around looking for him. Fun night?

And Saturday was, of course, my film class at NYU... it was a lot of sitting this time though. Oh well... I brought a camera/tripod/etc. home this week because I have to shoot my final film. Want to be in it? E-mail locodanny@comcast.net and let me know...!
Then last night I went to Erica's house, where we went to Panera, ate some goooooooooood soup, then watched Bill and Ted - which she didn't like. And because she didn't like it - she is crazy, and thus I can never talk to her again. Oh well...

And today I went to my grandparents house for a while, then came home and finished cleaning out the house for the construction. The computer is now in a different room - woo - change of landscape. Exciting? Nah.

And now I'm bored... and hungry.... and wanting BREAD!
Posted by DannyLange

According to ColorGenics! (AND MORE!)
4:34:32PM Saturday, March 30, 2002

You are tending to pursue your objectives with concentrated intensity and it would seem that whatever obstacles may come into your path, you will stick to your guns and will not allow yourself to be deflected from your purpose. You are striving to achieve recognition and what is more - you deserve it.

You are lazy - you dream of a peaceful, calm, uncluttered and uncomplicated life. Your ideal would be to share a permanent base with some person or persons who would be able to demonstrate on-going love, peace and security.

You need a friend - a close friend - and you are willing to become emotionally involved with the right person, but you are very demanding and particular in your choice of partners. You are constantly looking for reassurance and it is perhaps because of this that you tend to be somewhat argumentative, but you try to hold back - careful to avoid open conflict - since this might reduce your prospects of realising your hopes of establishing a warm caring relationship.

You are an emotional, sincere and impressionable individual experiencing frustration and unnecessary stress. You are carried away by other people's enthusiasm and looking for that idealised relationship, be it in a business or personal situation, which you are able to share with a mutual depth of understanding. You have lowered your defences in the past and you have been hurt, so you are now extremely wary of being exploited. You are still ready to trust people on the condition that they are prepared to offer you proof of their sincerity.

You really would like to be completely uninhibited - to let your hair down - but you are held back by your sense of logic and rationalilty, since you realise that by simple stupidity you could lose everything - whatever that may be.

Not only that but...




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Posted by DannyLange

Spanish Reperatory Theater?
4:37:42PM Thursday, March 28, 2002

Laziness is a very bad thing... and it's kept me from posting on here lately. Apparently Shawn's given up on posting on this... moved on to his blog or something? Anyone want to take his place posting? I'm sick of seeing un-updated posts down there.

Anyway... sweet field trip today - went into the city with AP Spanish for a spanish show. First, was the bus ride. Don't ask me why - but Senora Graziano got a bus for 49, for 14 of us... we each had like 5 rows to ourselves if we wanted it. Also - it was a nice, nice bus - with TV's, bathroom, etc. I don't know why we didn't just take a school bus that wouldn't have cost 30 bucks each, or maybe just taken the train? Regardless, we took this bus. So I, in all of my genius (and glory), brought along the infamous "Spanish Video", which I proceeded to show to everyone. Then, again in my genius, I took out the Survivor Season 2 Finale, which we also watched. I am a god - no?

So we get to the city, go to the restaurant she decided we'd go to, which just happens to be french - even though we're a spanish class. We all order, it's a really weird place, the owner/chef has a gigantic (when I say gigantic, I mean gigantic) white mustache, a head of white hair, then a random blonde pony tail sticking out of the back of his head. Very strange. I order a croiscant (spelled wrong) (Sorry God - We're going to pretend I didn't break Passover) and scrambled eggs with cheese. When I ordered the eggs, the big white mustache guy said "thats the same as an ommelete"... I told him it wasn't, he insisted it was, I said fine. So the food comes a little while later, and the guy bringing it (not crazy mustache guy) says "Scrambled eggs." I say "right here" assuming that it's what I ordered. Apparently, it's not. We find this out about 10 minutes later when they have an extra cheese ommelete and not enough scrambled eggs. I explain the situation, or attempt to at least, then get stuck with the cheese ommelete - which turns out to taste better than the scrambled eggs anyway. Hats off to Dan Brown who took the already started scrambled eggs.

So anyway, we eat, etc. then start to collect money to pay. Oh, I almost forgot. I was laughing at something and decided to drink some water. Never laugh and drink at the same time - the water ends up everywhere. Enough said. So we start collecting money, approximating who owes what, etc. Senora says that she'll put it on her credit card and we'll just give her the money, that's fine, blah blah blah. So we're all collected, we have about $95, then we see what she had just payed: $155. Don't ask me how it was that much... you got me.
Oh, and in the process I had almost thrown Candra over the railing and down the steps - good stuff.

So we walk to the theater, everyone hesitates about going in, etc. We find out you can get headphones that translate the play into english, Senora won't let us, I work out a little deal with the guy where he'll bring a pair into me in the middle - he never did, I didn't really need them. I didn't understand much of the play, but the little synopsis on the back pretty much told me what happened, so I could follow it without really understanding.

There was a group of old spanish people two rows behind us and during the second act one of them started cackling and talking and making weird noises. Alex Kellner and I started cracking up and couldn't stop for like 20 minutes... literally. I was crying for most of the time - crying from laughing too hard. The bad thing about that was that we were laughing during one of the sad parts of the show... whoops. Neither of us could stop - it was great.

So the show ended, we went to some deli and got some snacks (Once again God - I'm convinced that those Bravos weren't leavened - agreed? Agreed!) And Erica broke Passover without really realizing it. Baked Lays aren't kosher for passover... sucks. So we got back on the bus, spent the bus ride home watching Tina beat out Colby in the Survivor 2 Finale. Great show - I need to start watching it again.

And when I'm 21 I'm 100% trying out for it - and winning... obviously.

So that was my day... the trip overall was a lot of fun, I'm glad I went. And a second seder tonight.... yes!
Posted by DannyLange

Bleh? Blah! Bluh!
4:58:49PM Sunday, March 24, 2002

Nice post from Nicole on the message board - exciting. (Her footage didn't really suck - it turned out really good.)

So Tim and I got back around 6:45 last night, making us about one hour and 45 minutes late. Needless to say, Chris and Greg were pretty upset. I don't know why at me though, I was just the assistant - I kept track of time... whether or not Tim decided to follow it wasn't my choice :-)

Oh well.

Had my SAT class today, then worked on my two articles for the paper all afternoon.

Dinner tonight with my dad, stepmom, and brother.

Then the Oscars! Woooo!
Posted by DannyLange

FFW
12:44:36PM Saturday, March 23, 2002

Nicole thinks she's cool... but she's not. Her footage sucks. Ed's rubbing my hot beard. Tim's angry because he's runnin' late. Shaky cameras, Tim in the shot.. booooo.

What kinda drugs? says Ed. Coke, heroin. says Tim. Busted? Busted!

He's such a moron.

And this is Future Filmmakers...

Scary, isn't it?

Apparently I'm seeing Dar Williams tonight.... who's she?

I was on the PATH this morning, and there was this family of tourists. The mother was actually explaining to the 16 year old daughter what a tunnel was. She explained, "Sometimes people in New Jersey take a tunnel - that's an underwater path - to get into New York City instead of the bridge - the overwater path.

It was great. I was trying not to laugh, but it wasn't easy.

"Dan Lange is sexy." says Ed.
Posted by DannyLange

NBC?
9:18:22PM Wednesday, March 20, 2002

"A new way to detect ovulation... tonight at 11."
- NBC News's big sound bite for the night.

College and Career night - why? Not too many good schools actually showed up.

Dinner at Carmelitas... "amigo." Chicken con mole sauce - chocolate and chili sauce - decent.

Enough for now.
Posted by DannyLange

From School
3:04:50PM Tuesday, March 19, 2002

"You want to be a guppie? Edit on avid!"
- Mullin
Posted by DannyLange

What's wrong with this...?
7:40:48PM Sunday, March 17, 2002

What's wrong with this picture?


And how about this? First to tell it on the forum wins...


Posted by DannyLange

Bleh...
11:46:05PM Friday, March 15, 2002

Ahh - it's a Friday night at 11:33PM and everyone's asleep because of SAT's tomorrow. Good thing I'm not taking them until May :-)

And I don't have my NYU class tomorrow because it's NYU's Spring Break.

And... I ran out of "Ands"

Saw "Showtime" tonight - it was decent - lots of inconsistencies (spelled wrong, I'm sure)... like the fact that they had many shots that were like "looking through a viewfinder" and seeing the "REC" and the time and everything, and in many of the shots the time would fluctuate - almost randomly, to the point where one shot would be like "26:12" and there would be a cut in, then the next would be like "14:14"... it was ridiculous. Of course I'm probably the only one who noticed that. There were other things too.

Lion King with Temple tomorrow night - woo! Should be fun.

Sunday School on Sunday? Fuuuuuuuuuuun...

Testing next week for Fresh. and Soph. - that means we don't start school until like 11:30... but I'm going in at 9 all three days for AP Spanish review anyway... hey - it's review for the AP test, she's bringing us food, AND we're getting extra credit. Good deal.

What's up with Shawn not posting anymore?
Posted by DannyLange

Just so you know!
9:40:34PM Thursday, March 14, 2002

Public Service Announcement:


Posted by DannyLange

Cruel...
4:51:17PM Monday, March 11, 2002

Kster14: so what are you doing on may 17
LOCODANNY: May 17th? That's far away. Probably nothing.
Kster14: ok do you want to go to my prom?
LOCODANNY: Not particularly.
LOCODANNY: Ahh, just kidding :-)
LOCODANNY: Of course.
LOCODANNY: (I really was kidding!)
Kster14: hopefully
LOCODANNY: No, no. I really was. You know my bad sense of humor...
Kster14: haha ok i forgive you then

I'm so cruel. Chiropractor in a while, then TV show at school... my segment is done - finally!

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A Small Addition... Chemistry fun with Candra:



Posted by DannyLange

Reactions to Apologies
1:00:39PM Sunday, March 10, 2002

Before I start - anyone reading this is probably wondering why I'm taking it so seriously. Refer to the first post, my email to those involved, for that information.

Alex:

Thank you for your apology. I appreciate it, and appreciate the fact that you didn't apologize right away because it was an uncomfortable situation. Since writing the email, I've also learned that you are the one that actually broke the tape - whether or not purposely. I also know that you got scared and ran out of the cafeteria right after it happened, which tells me that you obviously didn't break it purposely.
Regardless, I still feel the need to reiterate what I said in the email, and that is that whether or not inending to break it, or harm any stuff of mine in any way, it was still wrong. And I do believe that you recognize that. Hearing that you 1) hit the tape at all and 2) were the one that actually broke it surprised me, to say the least. I had more faith in our friendship and didn't expect you to participate in something like that. When I got the tape back, you were not on the list of people who I thought even CONSIDERED touching or breaking my stuff.
Because of this, I don't think that I can have the same sort of friendship that I've had with you, at least for a little while... until I get over the fact that my friends betrayed me. But I definitely still want to be friends.

Chris:

We talked on Saturday night and you filled me in on everything that happened. Of the three of you, you were the one I was least angry at, not only because you didn't actually participate in breaking the tape, but also because I've been your friend the longest of the three of you and I know that you wouldn't do something like that.
I also recognize that in the past I've seen you let things happen that shouldn't... and that's not to say that I haven't either, or anyone hasn't for that matter. I myself have done (or not done) the same thing that occured with you during lunch on Wednesday. I've stood by as people have done things they shouldn't and not stopped them.
I understand all the peer pressure crap, and because of this and my own experience - I can't really hold a grudge against you. Like Alex, obviously I still want to have a friendship with you - and hopefully as good as it was before.

Sean:

Your email, while seemingly apologetic, also seemed incredibly sarcastic. I'm not sure if you really are sorry, especially after hearing comments you made regarding the entire ordeal to other people. Things such as "He had another copy? Oh, then I don't feel bad at all." let me know that you really don't care about what happened or who was affected by it. I believe that your apology was more to get me out of reporting what happened than actually apologizing.
This isn't to say that your apology was completely insincere. I think that in some ways it was serious and you really are sorry - but in more you aren't.
Lines like "I would love to have it back over time and enjoy your company in a nice game of scrabble over an open fire in the wilderness, while making jokes about matt's mom." come off as being incredibly sarcastic, and incredibly un-serious.
Due to my belief that you're looking more to avoid trouble with the dean or police than have a friendship with me again, I don't see us being great friends in the future. Obviously, I still want a friendship with all three of you, but I think of the three - ours will be the least.

And to everyone else involved:
I've now discovered that more of you were involved with the entire situation - some of you that I was surprised to hear about, some I expected.
Don't expect my sympathy. Don't expect my friendship. In fact - don't expect my company or anything else. Don't talk to me, unless it's an apology - which, knowing you guys, it won't be. Don't come near me, stay away from me. We're through.

And now back to Chris, Alex, and Sean, especially Sean:

Don't be offended by anything I've said... not that you really have any right to be. These are my beliefs based on your responses to my original email. Please correct me if any of them are incorrect - obviously, I'm not always right.
Posted by DannyLange

Responses, Commentary when I feel like it.
11:51:26PM Saturday, March 9, 2002

Subj: Re: An apology would be nice
Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 11:16:29 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Alexander Lewis
To: LOCODANNY@aol.com

Dear Dan,
In response to your email, Im sorry about what
happened on Wednesday. I can only speak for myself.
I was sitting at the table, and someone brought the
tape over. At some point, we began to hit at it. Not
maliciously or even with intent to damage it at all.
We were just fooling around. The fact that it got
damaged was a complete accident. I wish I had come
over and apologized right then, but I felt awkward and
uncomfortable and avoided a situation I should have
dealt with. I hope we can work this out.

Alex
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Subj: (no subject)
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 2:45:33 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: NJDeViLs 225
To: LOCODANNY

I'll make this pretty quick.

First of all, I am really sorry for what happened, and it was wrong not to come to you and apologize right away. In all honesty, I don't know what Sean and/or Alex have said to you, if they've said anything. I'll start by saying that of all of the people at the table, Tom (Shippy) and I were the only ones who didn't actually damage the tape; I'm not using that as an excuse, but I just thought you should know. I do realize, though, that I was completely wrong in not trying to stop what was going on. The only actual attempt I made at trying to stop them was reminding them that it was probably an assignment or something for tv and that they shouldn't damage it. Still, that doesn't really do anything and I'm sorry for that.
I won't go into who did what, because it doesn't really matter considering none of us really said anything about it.
I also realize that I should have come to you and at least told you what had happened. And even though not all of us damaged your tape, you're right in saying that none of us tried to stop it. I can't call you tonight because we have the show; that's why I'm sending this. I know you obviously can't forgive us, but I hope this helped somewhat (and if it didn't I can understand that, too).

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Subj: Re: An apology would be nice
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 7:15:13 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: BiGriZZLY3
To: LOCODANNY

Dan,
First off I want to say im sorry. Just one thing that upsetted me, I denied it because in the halls you said i broke it, i didnt break it. I admit to pounding on it but i didnt break it. I take the blame for not stopping the person who broke it and i take blame for pounding on it too. I also take blame for being an asshole, i take blame for acting like im not your friend when i know I am I'm just an inconciderate prick with nothing else better to do than do something mean to a close friend who really cares about me and is nice to me all the time. I am sorry for all that I have done
and I don't think there is need to call the cops into this or tell the dean, lets work this out through ourselves. If you want you can break my black light, even though that would be hippocritical I deserve it. I believe I deserve whatever will come to me although I don't think it's necessary to do so (cops or dean). If i get a chance to call you tonight I will im sorry but im writing this cause i knew that you wrote me an email and i wanted to apologize but im dead tired so if you dont get a call from me tonight ill try tomorrow after baseball or whatever. I'm sorry for what I've done and not done (be your friend). To me now, after typing all this, I realized it doesnt matter if i didnt break it, metaphorically by breaking it I broke your trust and thats something that I want to have. I know I might not get it back soon but I know that I would love to have it back over time and enjoy your company in a nice game of scrabble over an open fire in the wilderness, while making jokes about matt's mom. Now that's something that's fun. If you don't think that's funny I understand but I'm just trying to make the
best of a bad situation. In other words, I am sorry for all that I have done. Email me back with your reaction. Peace.
Sean
P.S. Dangalangalang


Posted by DannyLange

No need to keep this private.
8:49:25PM Thursday, March 7, 2002

Subj: An apology would be nice
Date: 3/7/2002 8:13:02 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: LOCODANNY
To: NJDeViLs 225, BiGriZZLY3, alex@locodanny.com, locodanny@comcast.net



Let me start off by saying that you guys, who I thought were my friends, turn out to be assholes. I'm mad at two of you for actually participating in what happened, and one - no, all three of you - for not even attempting to stop it from happening.

I'll start off with the two of you - you know who you are. Firstly, why? Was there any specific reason? Did it matter if the tape was important to me or not? (And by the way - it was very important, it was from my class at NYU... thanks for destroying it.) Even if the tape WASN'T important... was there any specific reason? Was it 'funny'? Was it 'the cool thing to do'? And then was it cool to lie about it and say "It wasn't me!" when I confronted you in the hall Sean? Don't think you can get by without me finding out who did what, because you can't... I know who was involved, who wasn't involved, what was said, etc.

And you think I didn't wonder why the entire table was calling my name and laughing during the period? Was it funny that you destroyed something of MINE, not something of yours, beyond repair? Do you even care? Are you sorry in any way? It doesn't appear so - since none of you have even attempted to come up to me to apologize.

And putting aside the destruction - what in gods name gives you guys the right to go through my stuff? Did you think, "Hey, it's Danny's - lets just take it and break it... who cares!" Is it suddenly okay to loot through other peoples things just because you want to? Did you, and only you, get some godly right that allows you to take my stuff? Why the fuck were you looking through my things in the first place?

Now I'll address the one of you who didn't actually participate in the destruction. You may wonder why I'm mad at you too. The reason is two-fold. The first being that you didn't even attempt to stop those involved from 1) looking through my stuff, 2) taking my stuff, and 3) destroying my stuff. What kind of a friend are you if you just laugh with them as they destroy something of mine? Do you think it makes it all better because afterwards you told SOMEONE ELSE, not even me, that you felt bad? At least have the decency to confront me to talk about it. The second reason that I'm mad at you is one that I've alluded to already, and that is that you haven't even attempted to talk with me about it. Does it even matter to you? Obviously not, if two days have gone by and you haven't talked to me in the halls, emailed me, called me, or anything to apologize or even to let me know the "full story." Thanks for being a good friend.

And now back to the two of you who participated in destroying my tape. This isn't over. Whether or not you guys ever apologize, or we ever end up having a friendship of any kind, let me assure you that this isn't over. You can't get away with going through my stuff and destroying it simply because it was funny. I know which of the two of you was involved, and I know of the third person involved also. Fortunately for him, I'm not his friend - so I don't give a fuck what happens to him.

All three of you know that I'm not a "tattle-tale." I don't just go around telling on people because they do something I don't like. This, however, was taking it too far. Going through MY stuff, destroying MY stuff... this isn't over. Whether I end up going to Dean McGowan and reporting this, I'm not sure. Don't worry - it's not like I'm looking to physically hurt you in any way - but just know that you can't get away with what you did without paying for it in some way, whether it be through the school, through the police for theft and destruction, or what. This is certainly not over.

You may be wondering why I'm taking this so seriously. This isn't just about the tape. I could give two shits about the tape. I have another copy at NYU, I'm just now set back a week by not being able to work on it all week. This is more about friendship, or the lack thereof. I thought that I was good friends with all three of you. This incident has proved me wrong.

There's so many things I want to call all three of you right now - but I'm stopping myself from doing so because if I did, the point I'm trying to get across wouldn't get across.

I don't know what else to say - just that if I were you, I would apologize in some way - and make it meaningful. The fact that I have to tell you to apologize in the first place already takes away some of its meaning.

If you're looking to actually be a decent person and apologize in person or over the phone, I'm at my mom's tonight - the number is 908-654-9590. Don't call if you're going to be assholes about it. I don't want to deal with it.

Danny
Posted by DannyLange

Stuff...
4:47:43PM Tuesday, March 5, 2002

Right, so Shawn's beautiful stealing of the graph from Nedstat shows that people do, indeed, come to Locodanny.com when I post... amazing.

And no one goes when he does... nice.

So what's up with having school? Blah. HSPA's blow - such a waste of time.

I got into AP Spanish Literature, AP European History, and Calculus AB. I'm wait listed on AP Bio and AP Environmental - which is fine because I'm not taking a science next year anyway. Just waiting for the results from AP English now.

And what else is going on? Honestly - not much. I've been busy doing.... stuff?
Posted by DannyLange